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skeezy stoner

a term in which to describe someone with an overwhelming need for instant gratification, which can only be filled by a good amount of THC intake (preferably via blunt, or bowl.) Symptoms of a 'skeezy stoner' include 1: Constantly asking if you have five on it, while never actually having five of it him or herself. 2: Never asking to hit it (as in 'always assumes he or she can hit it'.)
Look at that Sean kid. He's such a skeezy stoner. "What do we want him to do?! DIE SAD!!!"
by suckleonmuhteet May 8, 2009
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Stoner Stew

A conglomerated pile of random leftovers that are microwaved in a bowl to form an easy yet elaborate meal. Usually includes cheese, bacon bits, and various spices added to taste.
"Dude, I'm getting the munchies hard."
"Go check the fridge. Should be some mashed potatoes, mac n' cheese, corn, and gravy you could throw into a bowl of stoner stew."
by ReggaeOtter December 6, 2016
mugGet the Stoner Stewmug.

stoner tat

A burn mark tattoo from a hot socket or somthing used to smoke weed out of.
Guy 1- Dude did that stoner tat hurt? Guy 2- nah bro i was to stoned when i got it to feel any pain.
by The sour D guy January 23, 2014
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Stoner

Someone who really likes to smoke weed. More likely to spend a night home with his friends rather than going out and geat drunk. Often misunderstood and criticized by people who consume legal drugs like alcohol. Really chill and easy.
"Man your weed is great, I'm high like a plane"
"Ah you're a real stoner bro"
by cinderellasgotagun November 24, 2017
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Cole Stoner

A high school boy who is in love with anumne tiddies typically short with blonde hair and harass People named ross.
by datphata$$boi January 15, 2019
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Stoner

Alex is a massive stoner
by 6969693 January 9, 2020
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Stoner-Paradise

An online mall that sells a broad selection for stoners.
by ScoobyDooPaPa June 1, 2018
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