THEODORE Talk

When your TED Talk goes on way too long, it has become a THEODORE Talk.

A, concluding a rant: Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
B: You ranted for 40 minutes straight, that was a whole-ass THEODORE Talk.

by bombadiller April 14, 2023

Blunt talking

When your smoking a blunt and your so high and everyone’s talking and your there smoking and letting the blunt do all the talking

Me jake and jimmy were smoking a blunt and all I see rn is jimmy just blunt talking

by SemajSmokes November 28, 2018

Gravy talking

The act of mumbling and slurring words simultaneously while speaking, resulting in a non-understandable statement.

Jamie: Hey, how's it going?
Hannah: Pretty good, actually; I just got a dubahbgdaboh...
Jamie: I'm sorry, what? You were gravy talking big time just then.

by TheCloudsofGray January 20, 2011

Talking Pineapple

A girl who has a large "poof" in their hair, and it makes their head look like a pineapple. For example: Snooki

Snooki: You fuckin jerk off!
Vinny: At least I'm not a talking pineapple!

by SnookiSucks March 3, 2011

Tide Talking

When a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child's bawling.

Dean would not stop crying, so we tried tide talking for 5 minutes straight to spite him.

by Ace B March 2, 2011

Slart Talking

When you Slart ( sleep fart ) and it is so loud it wakes you up because you think someone said something to you.......and you answer them!

A good example of Slart Talking is. Ppppbbbbpphhhhhttt......what honey what did you say?

by Webe187 November 7, 2011

It’s the algorithm talking

When people that you care about have been negatively manipulated by social media falsehoods, nonsense and conspiracy theories.

Similar to ‘it’s the whiskey talking’ when friends lose their filter after a night of drinking.

Cut Uncle Lenny some slack - it’s the algorithm talking.

by PittsburghG January 23, 2021