by Unknown T1 August 24, 2020
Get the Perfect Tenmug. A word used to express that someone has just done or said something corny or stupid. Often accompanied by one hand vertically hitting the other flat hand.
by jjoouulleess June 6, 2009
Get the Tenmug. by Adam Mr.Blisters October 1, 2025
Get the Ten Stick Niggersmug. The Ten Commuffments
And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"
ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.
TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.
THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.
FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.
FIVE: Honor your Muff's.
SIX: You shall not murder Muff.
SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.
EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.
NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.
TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"
ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.
TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.
THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.
FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.
FIVE: Honor your Muff's.
SIX: You shall not murder Muff.
SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.
EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.
NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.
TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
Muff: Live life by the code of Muffism.
Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?
Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?
Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
by Muffism June 2, 2010
Get the The Ten Commuffmentsmug. 
Tits Extremely Nice, Face Of Les Dawson.
A underhanded compliment to a woman with exceptional chest melons, who's face has not been blessed by anything other than a frying pan - resembling that of British commedian Les Dawson.
A underhanded compliment to a woman with exceptional chest melons, who's face has not been blessed by anything other than a frying pan - resembling that of British commedian Les Dawson.
by Its_Matra March 20, 2020
Get the Ten Foldmug. Noun (pur-fect-ten)
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.
1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.
11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.
1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.
11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.
Female 1; Hey, you know bob? I kinda like him but he's not a perfect ten. He's more of a 5 MAYBE.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.
by Batterybob April 25, 2021
Get the Perfect ten.mug.