The 6 Step Shuffle

A game played by males where 6 men take turns stomping on another man's testicles. There is no clear end to this game.

The 6 Step Shuffle is the reason I can't have kids.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

Two-Step Tito

When you’re too short to intubate and need at least two step stools.

If we can’t lower this bed anymore, we’re gonna need a ladder. This guy is a Two-Step Tito.

by Sweetiegbaby May 17, 2018

12 step epiphany

The moment when a novice musician realises all western music ever composed is made from a repeating pattern of 12 semitones.

I had a 12 Step Epiphany last night, Steve. That's when you realise all music is made with just 12 different semitones...
I KNOW, RIGHT?

by Gongasoso July 26, 2016

Fatboy Side-Step

When someone is walking and has a wedgie, and rather than picking at it with their hand, does a large step outward in order to inconspicuously un-wedge the wedgie.

*Oh great, I have a wedgie! Let me utilize the Fatboy side-step so it goes away without anybody knowing!*

by Gojiguy54 March 14, 2022

Honorary step-dad

A biological father who does not behave in accordance with their child's ideal of what their child's real father would behave.

Dad: "Why are you calling me your honorary step-dad?"
Jimbo: "You just don't feel like a real dad to me."

by Lemon Lord November 9, 2019

step-up parent

A mother or father figure to a child that is not married to the childs parent.

A mother or father figure that stepped-up to the plate.

I'm here to pick up my son from the nurses office, I'm his step-up parent.

by BoxedCheri February 16, 2017

stepping on my nuts

aggressively proving a point that is completely false in order to falsify a truth.

Quit stepping on my nuts with that information. I know the right answer and it isn't what you are telling me.

by imstoneybologna October 7, 2015