a hench penalty merchant who has a 18 incher cock and a 12 pack, scores every penalty and has 5000000 career goals. owns the best league in the world called ICA and hates jews, melo, long shots and raj
person 1: hey have you heard about pucknowa
person 2: the penalty king? i wish i could lick his feet so bad omg im creaming
A pucker phucker is someone who takes it in any hole that pucker. Whether it be your lips puckering, your pussy lips puckering, or your asshole puckering, EVERY HOLE IS GOAL.
In a sexualvoice..... this puckering hole is your goal, you pucker phucker.
"Pucks" - a term used to describe a bunch of dumbasses who think they're cool but are actually just a bunch of worthless losers who can't do anything right.
DONT BE SUCH A SHIT PUCKS BE BETTER THAN THAT SHIT PUCKS