Its like that thing that one time where you are in bed alone and you fart into your hand and you like smell it, one time.
I was exhausted after that four hour meeting, I went to bed but I couldn't fall asleep without my Midnight Sniff.
by Grijn March 17, 2019
When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.
Steve: I'm going to diet.
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024
by Pussy popping punk July 15, 2020
I was midnight blowing
by Bishcicle July 15, 2017
The Midnight Growler likes to get drunk and offer oral sex to any female prey.
The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway
The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway
Hey look theres The Midnight Growler trying his luck with that Backpacker! Let's hope he doesn't shit on her lawn and fall asleep on the driveway again
by Shane Cartwright May 09, 2018
by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021
Guy 1: hey how was you’re business trip to the Philippines ?
Guy 2: It was great was great! Went on a couple Midnight Squallys, if you know what I mean.
Guy 2: It was great was great! Went on a couple Midnight Squallys, if you know what I mean.
by SL4T3R February 17, 2018