kelly

kelly is the name used by a ten cent whore and is most often defined as a fat assed girl dreaming of pumkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another whore but cannot supply change for a quarter so she has to settle for being a true slut and charging a dime because she cannot sing at all.

Dude, that decease ridden kelly the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!

by momma's boy grown all up February 14, 2010

Kelly

A lying cry baby she'll tell your best friends about stuff that never even happened. She'll lead you to think she's cool then, out of nowhere MEGA BITCH! She doesn't care how but, she wants her way. She's a flirtatious slut that has a horrible taste in style. If she makes a avatar it's always the UGLIEST thing. She's also an annoying scene kid. (:

"Have you seen Kelly?"
Yeah she's over there being ugly and annoying. :)

by whowutwhenwherewhy May 9, 2011

Kelly

Fake friend used in order to get out of a conversation with boys. She is short and has yellow hair. She constantly needs her friends, has a birthday at least once a weekend, and is in the bathroom if you get called out by guys from a previous conversation in which you said you were going to go find her. She is always the first one to arrive and depart a party. She is very adaptable, flexible to any situation, and has tons of connections.

Mid-conversation with boys you are not interested in, "OMG, Brittany, we have to go find Kelly! She is going to be so mad we left her!"

by Helpme1987 March 6, 2011

Kelly

She a slut and a hoe she can be pretty but a cheater

Eww kelly

by Cacperezacosta September 24, 2015

Minka Kelly

Minka Dumont Kelly (born Minka Dumont Dufay; on June 24, 1980 is most known for her roles in the TV series Friday Night Lights (2006), Parenthood (2010) and Charlie's Angels (2011). She is also known for her role in The Roommate (2011). She appeared in the 2013 film The Butler as Jackie Kennedy and in the short-lived Fox science fiction/crime drama Almost Human.
She's also known as the ex of actor Chris Evans and Derek Jeter.

Minka Kelly is absolutely beautiful!

by KoolChaos7 January 30, 2017

Kelly

Kelly is a typical name for a basic bitch who is very confusing and not very convenient. If you date her she hates your friends, says she loves you but she tells her friends she doesn't. She's either white or asian. She WILL break up with you and act like its nothing. But when you get with someone else she'll regret leaving you. She hates her middle name. She has stupid names for pets. Your bestfriend dates her cousin but she's as crazy as her. Technically she's a bitch, and has a "bitch face".

Guy: Who are you flipping off?!?

Guy2: Kelly, she's such a bitch.
Guy: She's like a mile away dude.
Guy2: That doesn't make up the fact that she's a bitch :)

by OddLuck November 7, 2014

Kelly

An ugly ogre, who finds a suitable boyfriend to take care of her and here blind, retarded brother. Be careful, she will steal your baby. Shes also attracted to bananas

Kelly at all my tacos

by JackDaniels123 June 26, 2014