river mud

When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.

Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.

Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.

by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010

P-Mud

A word that is used to describe when you have to take a shit and a piss at the same time.

Dude I gotta go P-Mud!

by DreadfulAct April 26, 2009

flaming mud

What comes out of your ass after a night of eating a couple dozen 911 wings and having a few pitchers of draft beer.

I need to shove some I cubes up my burnt asshole after all that flaming mud.

by Gabo McGaha March 3, 2007

Mud Egg

A type of egg often laid accidentally

"Piss, I need to go... think I've laid a Mud Egg"

by andybased April 30, 2008

Mud Spigot

Shit faucet. As in anus. Only works for diahrrea or other forms of liquid excrement.

After all that Taco Bell, I'm kicking the full on mud spigot.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009

mud mafia

A group of guys who live and breathe trucks, mostly diesel. They usually travel as a group and drive around town or on the interstate, taking videos and photographs of the vehicle(s)letting out excessive exhaust smoke (rolling coal). Having tow mirrors down while towing no trailer is also a part of their ways.

Lakita: "Do you hear that?"
Treyvon: "Yea, it sounds horrible!"
Lakita: "Make it sto.....!"
Will: "ROLL COAL BOYS!!"
Gabe: "YAA DURKA!"
Tom: "DURKA DURK!"
Jesse: "MUD MAFIA FOR LIFE!"
Will: "I love my 6.0!"
Lakita: "What the fuck is a mud mafia?"

by The Hamburger Hurdler December 15, 2014

mud dropper

A common terminology for accidentally spewing diarrhea during the sexual act of anal intercourse.

"I had to take the hottest shower after this bitch mud dropped all over my dick!"

"Careful, I heard that chick is a mud dropper."

by the sparrow January 1, 2015