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Emotional Intelligence

Demonstrating care for the dumb shit that women care about.

Not to be confused with intelligence proper, emotional sensitivity, or other nominally related concepts, emotional intelligence has nothing to do with intelligence. Nor does it have anything to do with understanding emotions. Rather, emotional intelligence is the practice of assenting to a sequence of tearfully-delivered truth claims about the world one lives in solely on the basis that a woman "feels" that such and such is the case. Historically, emotional intelligence as a concept emerged as a type of estrogenic cope for middling IQ statistics and the general inability to engage in sound reasoning without the impediment of emotional hysteria.
"Men lack emotional intelligence!"
"Women have superior emotional intelligence!"
by call your father October 26, 2025
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emotional hoarder

Someone who collects compromising anecdotes and personal Achilles' heel tales from friends and acquaintances for boosting his or her own morale and for possible weaponizing at some critical later date.
Don't kid yourself about Carol being a good listener. She's an emotional hoarder, and anything you told her while you were inebriated at that party will eventually come back to haunt you.
by Rich Hersh February 27, 2024
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emotional suplex

The act of burning someone in a severely harsh way effectively body slamming their psyche.
Guy 1: "Your mom."

Guy 2: "No, sir your mom and your dead grandfather too."

Guy 2 runs off crying

Guy 3: "Total emotional suplex, dude."
by sodomite24_7 September 8, 2013
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Emotion

by whats_emotion February 26, 2021
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Emoting

Portraying an emotion or action theatrically; emoting refers to any action that looks like it could be an emote in a video game, or an action that is not productive in any way. Can be any strange action that brings nothing meaningful to a conversation or your own productivity.
“Bro he’s still not ready yet? What’s he doing?”
“Idk, he’s just in his room emoting. We’re gonna leave without him in 5 minutes though.”
by Fan_Service_King June 28, 2024
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Emotional Jerkoff

A person who will drain your emotions by toying with you; will only use you for their validation.
Haley was leading me on by answering my texts for her validation, but never wanted to hang out. What an emotional jerkoff!
by steaglesteve October 15, 2020
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emote

female weeb who likes girls because she's a trap
"this guy pulls an emote everytime..."

"don't you mean girl?"
by bennam September 14, 2018
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