Coconut

A term used in reference to soldiers in Army AIT (advanced individual training) who fall for each other because they haven't been in the real world in a VERY long time.

When you are in basic and AIT you won't have many "love" choices. It's like being stuck on an island with only coconuts. Don't fall in love with the coconuts.

by theMIman September 21, 2012

Colon-Cannon Rice Cake

When a woman shits on a man's nutsack.

"Barbara and I shared a colon-cannon rice cake last night. It was magical."
"Neat-o man!"

by Tom26 November 12, 2013

Colon Warrior

A colon warrior is a person who uses their penis as a sword when going into sexual battle with their partner. Said partner could be a male and or a female.

Did you hear that Becky tried anal with Fred?! Fred is a real colon warrior

by Thund3rQu33f May 3, 2014

Coding the Robot

Mastubating

I was in the bathroom coding the robot.

by Taxidrivermichael December 17, 2017

coconut ranger

a term of endearment for someone who you love. (best friend, family member, friend.. etc). this person is usually well liked by others and has a good sense of humor.

Person 1: You know that girl named Nevaeh?

Person 2: Yeah, she’s my coconut ranger.

by littlegoon May 29, 2018

Coconit

When there's that one person who can't shut the fuck up, just refer to them as this.

Kim: What is actually wrong with you.
Sam: Can you like, shut up you fucking coconit.

by C H A M A June 2, 2018

coconut water

a filthy water that gimps drink

look at that gimp drinking coconut water

by kjkjkjkjk January 21, 2019