Mud Paddle

An abnormally large black penis

Barry’s mud paddle could do some major damage! Any girl getting that flopped out on them might run scared!

by The J-Mann August 15, 2018

Mud Rugs

It's just like beef curtains. However, mud rugs come from excessive masterbation with huge dildos or big black cocks. What ever your choice. When the labia stretches due to all the vigorous movement. It's beef curtains, times 2!!

Sally fucked her pussy with a huge dildo. That dildo stretch her lips into some mud rugs. You could stomp your bots all over.

by Munkmunk21 September 2, 2017

Mud-Suprise

A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat

OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"

by An obivious cuck April 9, 2017

Mud Muff

When you fuck a girl reverse cowgirl in her ass, after she got drunk and ate too much Taco Bell, then she diarrhea’s all over your pubes and cock

Sarah puked on my feet right after she gave me a mud muff

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

mud dipper

A man that is willing to have sex with a woman that has IBS (Irritable Bowl Syndrome) or diarrhea. He / possibly she (with a strap-on) has no concern with getting "poop" on their "dick", and will go back for more multiple times.

"Hey Becky, I dont know what to do with Steve. I might have diarrhea."

"If he is a mud dipper, you guys shouldnt have a problem"

by Tempy123 July 28, 2016

Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.

Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping

by Gary Inc. December 22, 2020

mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little

Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.

by Bridgette 69 January 2, 2017