shat bandit

i crazy diluted person who goes on treasure hunts but accidentely steals peoples shit right out of ther assholes. Usually mentally retarded.

the shat bandit was running around town and stealing peoples shit

by alex the tweek18 March 20, 2003

Bum Bandit

I person who like to lick bums, mosty mens. They are regarded as scum in sociaty and should all be shot.

'Jack was a great bum bandit, he does it all the time with ashly'

by Waltonator555000000 June 12, 2007

3 Fingered Bandit

A certain boy who fingeres his arsehole using many instruments, such as fingers, toilet brush, deodorant can etc.

"OMG its the 3 Fingered bandit"
Piss off Dirty Bandit.

by T.P.. February 4, 2008

tree bandit

stealing nothing but trees from other peoples lawns...

the tree bandit will never get caught..he is too quick..

by blthrskt October 25, 2009

El Bandito Bajo

A: A rapist or a molester with a very small penis. Usually of Spanish or Mexican decent i.e. the spanish naming. Bajo, refering to short and Bandito, refering to a common bandit or robber, literally meaning, "The Short Bandit".

B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.

Lisa: "So that bastard Ricardo raped you girl?"

Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."

In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.

by HoboStabInsurance March 19, 2010

the black bandit

the act of creeping up on someone whilst in their sleep, dropping your drawers, aligning your ass crack 3 inches i repeat 3 inches from the tip of their nose, then having someone else punch that sorry motherfucker in the nuts.

the terrorist is a fucking faggot so we should give him the black bandit then steal his ciggarettes.

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

jizz bandit

creepsters pretending to be college students to get ass

That guy asking for your number is a total jizz bandit, watch out!

by justanotherdude292 April 13, 2007