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Alyssa Stahl

My daddy with big boobies who is my bestfriend and love girls ahahahahahahhahaha
COME HERE NOW MY "ALYSSA STAHL" AND LET ME SUCK YOUR TOES
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Alyssa

Some annoying girl in your class that will make you want to kill her, TRUST ME if you see you're better ignoring her and dont speak to her at all, if she speaks to you in some annoying tone, CURSE UP A FUCKING STORM, she will be the ugliest girl and probably win the darwin award.
Guy 1 "I really like alyssa"

Guy 2 "THE FUCK YOU SAY, GET OUT OF MY LIFE"
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Alyssa mays

A funky person that listens to nightcore things and has a white deaf cat named kevin
You’re acting like Alyssa Mays today😹😹
by Fr2nksea August 2, 2021
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Alyssa

Hardcore white girl who is very tall and black. She likes to talk a lot but don’t go up to her and say hi, because she’s shy and won’t talk. She eats strawberries and loves liver to death. Never EVER!! Ignore Alyssa. She will get u
Damn, Alyssa’s so white but black
by Me..: March 17, 2023
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alyssa caporale

a bitch who teaches at hammonton high school, who flirts with every highschool boy she encounters with and sucks there dicks for extra pay
by Thebaddiestpera January 15, 2024
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alyssa

alyssa is a beautiful person and should be treated kindly or else 😕👿🔞🔞
Alyssa is so cool!They are an amazing person!
by ramennoodletampons March 15, 2021
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the most beautiful girl in the world. She has amazing grades, friends, and overall looks. She will always be there for a friend in need. She always is open to cry with her best friend and will beat the guy who broke her best friends heart. She may be awkward about a breakup at first it’s just because she truly still loves the person, or is taking time to figure out what to do now that the person is gone. Although she may not show emotions she may be hurting inside. She takes things very seriously and means what she says. When she says “I love you” don’t ever second guess it.
Alyssa- I love you
Boyfriend- REALLY!?!
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