Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

One of the best songs of all time!

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn

by V8sforlife July 31, 2023

It's been ten years daddy.

When a dad goes to get milk and he never comes back :(

It's been ten years daddy.

by daddyofthe78 August 6, 2023

one two ten

1-10 or number 1210

How are you know (Rate one two ten)?
I passed by one two ten street to get to five street.

by John D. Molds September 28, 2023

Ten shpots

Plural noun.

Singular use; "ten shpot."

Irish slang originating from the TV show "Hardy Bucks".

It means bags of hash or sometimes weed, costing only 10 euro per bag. First used by Francis "The Viper" Higgins.

Dealer: "Ten shpots there lads, first come first served."

Buyer: "Ah here man I've only 9 quid to me name like, how about some mates rates?"

Dealer: "Feck off and stop wasting me time lad."

Buyer: "Fine, the shligo boys' hash is better anyway ya tire-faced freak."

by Chode McGuffin September 29, 2023

ten fingers ten toes

A strange greeting. For example, if you’re going to leave a function, you could say “ten fingers, ten toes, I’m out.”

“Ten fingers Ten Toes, man, I gotta leave”

by BeeInTheBigBlueBog October 4, 2023

Ten speed

Ten Speed is a name you call a person who is always going fast! Whether on drugs or always in a hurry!!

Someone needs to talk to that ten speed crackhead over there!!

by Amy Jae April 16, 2024

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.

Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

by QuacksO April 29, 2024