Sydney

A girl with a big ass and no boobs, breaks every guys heart. Loves to cuddles but only with her friends

Guy #1: omg look at that girl with that big ass
Guy#2: where is her boobs?
Guy #3: she’s definitely a Sydney

by Tacosrgrossunlessattacobell January 4, 2020

sydney

my names sydney and i queef on my dad

ex. come here brad it’s sydney so i can queef on you

by sydqueef123 August 7, 2025

The Sydney

When you don't want to post your significant other on social media and you delete it conveniently right before any event

I didn't want to post my boyfriend so I pulled the Sydney

by smarty4858 February 16, 2024

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

Sydney Mueller

Shawty got a big ol' bootie. This Chick will love you more than anyone else. cries so much tho

Sydney Mueller is one crazy lady.

by monkeyboydman November 7, 2021

Sydney

Sydney is a beautiful,amazing,gracious kind ok that’s all a joke (not really) but let’s get real sydney is a hot dominatrix who will bring you in for a good time she is also an amazing best friend who gives amazing gifts and tells funny jokes and is sad with me so that’s pretty lit but that’s besides the point she would be great in the porn industry so sign her up:)

“Omg that’s Sydney”
“Omg it is”
“She’s really sexy”

by Yourmomismydaddy March 24, 2020

Sydney

Sydney will act nice, but once they think you are no longer up to their standards, they will cut you out completely. Even if nothing has changed, they will find a way to blame you for everything. Generally toxic. Insecure with a god complex.

Person one: My friend won't respond to my texts or calls, but nothing happened between us!
Person two: Sounds like a total Sydney!

by Atheist Angel March 8, 2022