step-great-uncle

1. The brother of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepbrother of one's grandparent.

My step-great-uncle is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

12 step epiphany

The moment when a novice musician realises all western music ever composed is made from a repeating pattern of 12 semitones.

I had a 12 Step Epiphany last night, Steve. That's when you realise all music is made with just 12 different semitones...
I KNOW, RIGHT?

by Gongasoso July 26, 2016

3000 step walk

An excuse to leave a group to go fuck

Al and I are going on a 3000 step walk

by Holy Roman bitchfuck August 13, 2018

stepping in post holes

Being so drunk, yet walking as carefully as possible. Its so drunk t is as if you are stepping in unseen holes with heavy staggering, massive dips and sways, side lunging and a lot of losing and attempting to regain balance.

Bob was so shitfaced when he walked from his car he was stepping in post holes for about 20 feet and finally did a face plant. Perhaps he should not have been driving.

by A GuyVegan October 15, 2017

Freshman Two Step

A way of walking most high school and college freshman learn during orientation week to get to their classes as fast as possible without a class or test being missed. This method of walking up steps includes taking one step over two stairs. This walk up the steps makes your time twice as short and your legs twice as muscular while still getting to class on time (close enough at least). This way of walking up stairs also is learned when not knowing the campus well, creating stress on this freshman, pressuring them into an east coast mentality when it comes to getting to class. This condition is mostly worn off by the summer of the freshman's first year, for they finally know the campus well enough to not freak out.

On the stairs to the college library;

Sophmore; Hey, what the hell man!

Freshman; Sorry, bro!

(turns to his friend) Sophmore; Dude, what the hell was that guy's rush?

Friend; Oh don't worry about him. He just learned the Freshman Two Step.

by TheVintageguy May 22, 2013

step-great-grandparent

1. The parent of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepparent of one's grandparent.

My step-great-grandparent is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Cincinnati side step

When it's really hot outside. And your sweaty balls are stuck to your legs and you have to step to the side to shake off your sweaty balls with a leg shimmy

I was pitching for the Cincinnati Reds and I got caught up and had to give the old Cincinnati side step before I struck this mother fucker out.

by Nasty nati January 6, 2022