3000 step walk

An excuse to leave a group to go fuck

Al and I are going on a 3000 step walk

by Holy Roman bitchfuck August 13, 2018

12 step epiphany

The moment when a novice musician realises all western music ever composed is made from a repeating pattern of 12 semitones.

I had a 12 Step Epiphany last night, Steve. That's when you realise all music is made with just 12 different semitones...
I KNOW, RIGHT?

by Gongasoso July 26, 2016

stepping in post holes

Being so drunk, yet walking as carefully as possible. Its so drunk t is as if you are stepping in unseen holes with heavy staggering, massive dips and sways, side lunging and a lot of losing and attempting to regain balance.

Bob was so shitfaced when he walked from his car he was stepping in post holes for about 20 feet and finally did a face plant. Perhaps he should not have been driving.

by A GuyVegan October 15, 2017

coolest step dad

Also known as Josh Coy

I have the coolest step dad ever, like if I had a different step dad, I would punch him and go find JOSHUA coy

by Zinrn November 13, 2020

Abusive Step Father

Your Step Dad

Your Step Dad Beat's You he's a Abusive Step Father

by xXMrSoftBoiXx November 15, 2019

Fatboy Side-Step

When someone is walking and has a wedgie, and rather than picking at it with their hand, does a large step outward in order to inconspicuously un-wedge the wedgie.

*Oh great, I have a wedgie! Let me utilize the Fatboy side-step so it goes away without anybody knowing!*

by Gojiguy54 March 14, 2022

Two-Step Tito

When you’re too short to intubate and need at least two step stools.

If we can’t lower this bed anymore, we’re gonna need a ladder. This guy is a Two-Step Tito.

by Sweetiegbaby May 17, 2018