mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

Cold Spaghetti

Out of style, not cool anymore, not trending, totally uncool.

Dude #1: Hey, dude! Did you see my new video about fidget spinners?
Dude #2: Oh, you still like fidget spinners? Dude, that's cold spaghetti.

by GamingDudester December 4, 2017

Spaghetti Head

When you give someone a blowjob while you're eating spaghetti

"My boyfriend and i ate spaghetti last night"
"Well did you give him Spaghetti Head?"
"What's that?"
"It's when you give someone head while eating spaghetti."
"Oh then yes and he loved it"

by OL_Sloth92 March 26, 2021

spaghetti

Is used to refer to someone’s sexuality, someone who will hook up with the same sex but says they are straight… they are spaghetti “straight until wet”

That girl is so spaghetti

by sophdog420 March 23, 2022

Forbidden spaghetti

When your 3d print fails but didn’t stop so when you return to it later it’s a big mess of oh so delicious forbidden spaghetti (do not eat it no matter what the voices in you head tell you)

Eden: what were you printing?
Tyler:turns out a big ol’ mess of forbidden spaghetti

Eden:did you get me a bowl?
Tyler:of fucking course I did!
*they proceeded to consume the entire pile of forbidden spaghetti and live happily ever after for about an hour before they died of internal bleeding*

by Ravviepie December 26, 2024

Spaghetti

A lanky person and is too drunk the become spaghetti

I am spaghetti

by Urbangeeza November 14, 2018

spaghetti gc

a bunch of closeted inniters who can’t spell “god bless” who worship spaghetti and a fanfic

“I just joined a new gc on Twitter! It’s lots of fun”
“Oh what is it called?”
“The spaghetti gc”
“I hope you get better soon”

by justsummr April 13, 2021