Q-tip

Old people. Skinny body topped with fluffy white hair.

I'm stuck behind a car full of q-tips, so I'm running late.

by aerozeppelinn August 11, 2015

Q+

Short term for Quarantine Plus, a hook-up-relation during Quarantine.

Q+ either spent quarantine together or live near by to meet during curfew.
Popular during Corona pandemia, because people weren’t allowed to go out anymore.

Quarantine plus is the analog of friends with benefits (also known as F+ friendship plus) during Corona crisis.

Apparently CoV-status became as important as HIV-status.

„Hey, im bored af and stucked in quarantine, hb starting a q+?“
„yeah why not, since we live next door. But hb ur CoV-status?“
„Im all healthy, hbu?“
„Great , me too. Lets meet!“

by Vinooooo March 17, 2020

q\z/w]x.e[c,rpvmtobnyiualskdjfhg

Oh hey, it’s been a while since I’ve seen someone. Soo… you’ve to the point where you try to make every keyboard pattern possible to make history? Welp, congrats on finding this combination of qpzmwoxneicbruvtyalskdjfhg including the symbols! You’ve reached the end of Key-Bored Time, now… GET BACK TO WORK OR DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!!!!!

(How are you even gonna use q\z/wx.ec,rpvmtobnyiualskdjfhg in a sentence..)
(Ig the Definition: Pure Boredom)

by xXBoltWaveXx September 9, 2025

Q

Q is the best friend of U

Q has a best friend U
wherever Q goes, U goes too
next to each or there's Q and there's U

by jack_heart_man_fan_1872 January 8, 2022

Avenue Q

A Show That Your Crazy Ass Relatives Would not Want To See

You: Aunt, What is Your Preference On The Avenue Q Musical?

Your Crazy Ass Aunt: go Ask your Parents.

by Will_Belt_Out_Showtunes August 3, 2022

Q

You’re so bored that you typed in “q”. Wow.

You’re really bored, aren’t you? You just typed q.

by Dripin J December 21, 2020

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

by Canimexis May 28, 2021