Mud-sweeper

A term to describe a type of shit that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. Usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe

Guy: "I gotta change my underwear soon, I had a mud-sweeper earlier"

Guy #2: "Make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards"

by becauseimapotato May 21, 2016

Mud-twat

One's anus.

I'm gonna kick you in your mud-twat.

I shouldn't have eaten that KFC. My mud-twat's out of whack.

by Whitey May 24, 2004

mud massage

The act of defecating into a vagina and then engaging in intercourse.

After Indian food last night, I had an amazing mud massage.

by Struggling scartist January 22, 2021

striking mud

Coming across more crap than gold when searching for something; An unusually bad streak of luck

Fred: How's the search for tunes on Beatport going?

Alfred: Not good mate, I've been striking mud too much. Too many shit tunes out there and a lot of misleading samples.

by Notanon December 1, 2013

Shit in the mud

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything.

Edison is such a shit in the mud.

by K.L.A October 30, 2020

Mud Smears

Whenever you see the marks of someone's feces on an object. This includes walls, floors, and ceilings, And you don't know how it got there.
This word is used in this matter, because no one would like to hear, "I Have Poop all over me!".

Sam: My Son had Mud Smears all over his shirt when I came back from work!

Don: Disgusting!

by Join Free November 26, 2016

Spray on mud

Some form of dirt or mud put on an off-road vehicle to imply that it actually was used off-road.

Tommy used spray on mud on his Subaru before the car meet.

by Matt FR January 29, 2018