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Martin

A Martin is an ultimate Normie!
he loves fifa and hates minecraft. then you know hes gay.
Martin is a cocksucker he even sucked your cock last night.
If martin had the chance he woul suck every black soccer player and white soccer player alive.
He has a very low iq. loke 30-40 ish
by Igotsuckedbymartin hard agan:( September 17, 2019
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Martin

He’s a bad lawyer. If you ever get in a sticky situation, he’ll have you locked up. He’ll have you locked up as your private defensive attorney. He can’t argue for shit. He can’t use anything but his own ignorance as leverage. He’ll make you realize that all the times you were worried about the charges against you, you should’ve been worried about him. He’ll be a bigger problem than the case itself. He’s someone who should have his license revoked. You can’t tell if he doesn’t care about the case or he’s trying to get you indicted, but he wants you to worship him as your savior, because the only reason he became a lawyer is to dream about the impact he’s had on another person’s life, so much so that he forgets about the job in between.
Who’s your lawyer?

Martin.

Aw, shit. You’re fucked.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
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Martin

Martin is also known as Queen Baby, he is a 40 something year old who has no teeth and acts like a 4 year old when he does not get what he wants.....he is also afraid to come out the closet but its common knowledge that he's a poof!!
Oh look at that grown ass Martin he is such a queen baby
by poeslik July 2, 2024
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manuel martin

Manuel is the hottest man on the planet. He is extremly funny and nice. He is so compassionate for everyone.
Paige would be so luck to have a manuel martin.
by jhonnythemoney August 19, 2017
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Jose Martin

Looks weird, acts weird.
Pleaser and mostly hard to read

May or may not a cunt.
by Dummu Lictifue March 7, 2022
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Keymari martin

Keymari martin is your biggest opp, he is also a hoe ass nigga
you acting like keymari martin rn ngl.
by dat young man March 14, 2022
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Martin

I love Martin
by Bonaz November 22, 2021
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