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jeff

person 1: What's your name?
person 2: me name's Jeff
by LokiIsOurGayBitch July 2, 2018
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Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is the chief executive Big Ol' Rich boy of amazon. He went to space, but didn't actually go to space, he went to the edge of space, so pretty lame, I can do that whilst I slumber. He also ate an iguana, so like, that's weird.
Gejj Bestor? No, It's "Jeff Bezos," his name is Jeff Bezos, not fucking "Gejj Bestor"
by steakjuice September 10, 2021
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jeff

the higher ranking of bubs. created by taylor and adriana
your mom gay
“jeff you know me so well”

“see that cute track guy over there
“he wants your jeffing myspace user”
“ahhhhh im gonna freak the jeff out”

“how does my nipple look today?”
“jeff”
by cteh sea jeffery May 24, 2018
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Jeff

an actual nonce, he usually hangs outside the primary school waiting for unsuspecting 6 years olds to be snatched from their parents. His favourite game Is probably league of legends
Roadman: oi blud who’s that dickhead?
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!
by NoStep February 9, 2022
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Jeff

"Hey Jeff", Jeff * causally fucks a parrot. " Fuck you Jeff
by Dr.Tedums September 2, 2019
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Jeff

A baseball player who thinks he’s good and he’s a dummy.
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lol jeff

lol jeff is a meme commonly used on discord to reply during awkward silence to try to start a convo then get called a no no word
jeff:hi posted 9 am
sam:lol jeff posted 5 pm
by Yotedonem November 7, 2017
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