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Mud Floodin

Bro I'm mud floodin I gotta shit really bad
by Trill Tony September 2, 2016
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Mud Toaster

In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.

More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.

At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.

This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.

Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017
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Mud Smears

Whenever you see the marks of someone's feces on an object. This includes walls, floors, and ceilings, And you don't know how it got there.
This word is used in this matter, because no one would like to hear, "I Have Poop all over me!".
Sam: My Son had Mud Smears all over his shirt when I came back from work!

Don: Disgusting!
by Join Free November 26, 2016
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mud mafia

A group of guys who live and breathe trucks, mostly diesel. They usually travel as a group and drive around town or on the interstate, taking videos and photographs of the vehicle(s)letting out excessive exhaust smoke (rolling coal). Having tow mirrors down while towing no trailer is also a part of their ways.
Lakita: "Do you hear that?"
Treyvon: "Yea, it sounds horrible!"
Lakita: "Make it sto.....!"
Will: "ROLL COAL BOYS!!"
Gabe: "YAA DURKA!"
Tom: "DURKA DURK!"
Jesse: "MUD MAFIA FOR LIFE!"
Will: "I love my 6.0!"
Lakita: "What the fuck is a mud mafia?"
by The Hamburger Hurdler December 15, 2014
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Mud monkey

Guy1: Yo I just dropped a mud monkey on your floor
Guy2: Come on!
by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021
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Mud crack

Poop that is left in someone’s butt cheeks from not wiping after going to the bathroom.
“Why did he just leave himself with a mud crack like that?
by millczarr June 19, 2021
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Shit in the mud

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything.
by K.L.A October 30, 2020
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