steak mud

N.)
The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas, a byproduct of the large quantities of steak consumed in the last few days
Oh dear lord, who just expelled that Steak Mud?
by MotelPubes July 25, 2018
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Mud Toaster

In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.

More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.

At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.

This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.

Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017
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Mud Brain

Occurs during to the seemingly FOREVER period of time between running out of ADD meds and becoming eligible to refill. In most cases, said person becomes unable to function in any sort of productive or sensible way. Withdrawal symptoms include but aren’t limited to; complete loss of ability to focus,
Nan: Oh my god, dude. I have total mud brain! Can't refill for 6 days!
Bert: I know, right?
Nan: I’m gonna go outside and drag my face on the concrete
Bert: Chewbacca does not live on Endor
by ChellChell September 09, 2010
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mud maker

When white people have children with blacks and they come out looking like mud
"Did you see that white woman's kid? They were black! She's a god damn mud maker!"
by Cunninghamolga March 14, 2023
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good mud

The good type of mud on the right side of that one Walmart in St Augustine.
Bro I just stopped at Walmart and got that good mud!
by Pyro7x7 January 14, 2020
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Mud Chum

When you have steaming but uniform liquid feces come out of your anus. Most of the time Mud Chum passes your system in 2-5 sessions. It’s a relatively messy wipe but a quick session.
“Damn bro I just had to stop the Netflix ‘N’ Chill to hit the porcelain for a little Mud Chum session! I ain’t gonna flush XD!”
by Lordo Corn August 08, 2023
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mud piss

When you're mid-piss and you start to crown a shit
Sorry I took so long, I was having a mud piss
by KW_Reggie June 27, 2019
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