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Eric

Just fucking screams to no avail; sometimes says "egg." God fears his screams as they break the decibel meter.

Satan and Satan's love child.
"Hi Eric, how's it go-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"You good br-" "EGG"
by Beating Stick April 23, 2020
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Eric

Maddd Scientists, Evil Geneous!
He can build, construct, fix, make, create, design anything and everything with ease (as long as he has the things needed to do so... which usually manifests and finds magically in the fkn desert!

He's only shy at first but he pushes through that shyness and he'll tell you right off the bat that he us who he us he does what he does if you don't like it kick rocks.

He's sExxxy, Intelligent, resourceful, magical, set in his ways.

MINE, FUCK OFF ¥^_^¥♡
Eric is God
by LitKit426 December 5, 2021
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Eric

Eric is a cool, funny, strong, romantic, trustworthy, and a genuine guy he is always there for the people he loves and he will never leaves nobody’s side. He will always keeps his promises. And you wouldn’t like to get him mad if you do you should run for you life. But other than that he is a good person. :) <3
by Yafav_girl:)<3 August 27, 2019
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Eric

If you know an Eric, run. He will break your belongings, says stupid shit, throws water bottles, and tried to kill hamsters. Erics are psychopaths, they will kill you and your cat. So run....
Person 1:Ughhh, I can't believe a person just killed my cat and hamster collection.
Person2:That stinks, must be an Eric, you should move to Mexico you're in too deep.
by Gert696969999696 November 16, 2019
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Eric

A bright yellow beacon that is very noticeable, that plays CTF (Capture The Flag) keep getting itself killed for trying to get the flag
GOD DAMMIT ERIC FIGHT AT LEAST ONCE INSTEAD OF RUNNING TOWARDS PEEPS, please don't let us lose - oogla boogla
by _Aethr_ September 11, 2019
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Eric Self

Fattest thing on this earth, Biggest virgin on the planet
Wow, that guys is defiantly an Eric Self
by Minton Man mukluks July 28, 2021
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Eric

the sexiest man in the entire world, he is kinda fat though so you have to look past that. He is so so sexy
oh look there is Eric eating the entire house out, he looks kinda sexy though
by Eric's only lover ever April 2, 2024
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