English Fucker

A person from the 70s UK who's into punk rock.

Look at that English Fucker's dress, ugh!

by 0bv1ouS January 07, 2021

english thrust

The act of placing a sea cucumber between your thighs and stroking it until it squirts onto a crumpet.

I always have an english thrust for lunch.

by Floppypigeon November 08, 2015

English éclair

When you cum inside a man and shit down their back turning them into an éclair

"John gave matt an English éclair and made a mess all over the bed-"

by Dawn7274 January 13, 2025

English Braid

The opposite of a french braid, just opposite because it’s from the united states

i love english braid it’s better than foreign braids

by Bold-Pear904 September 14, 2019

English Salmonella

English Salmonella is an act of food poisoning due to complete lack of seasoning. Take precautionary measure to season your food with salt, pepper, and spices to prevent sickness. Few of the symptoms that can be cause are lost of appetite, nausea, lingering tastebuds, and depression.

"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"

by Dozzy Bullet November 21, 2024

maths, english, science

a woman's menstation cycle

Sue: My stomach is so sore.
Molly: How come?
Sue: I've got my maths, english, science
Molly: Oh that time again.

by Rhiannon-May September 11, 2006

english is my language

A variation of EnGlAnD iS mY cItY, but that dumb fuck who likes to make fun of people is saying it.

English is my language and if it weren’t for team 0 then the U.S. would be normal

by Eskimo’s with big tits May 21, 2018