carmol douchebag

a light skinned carmol, who is a douchebag

while waiting for a bus, this person is stopped by everyone even little old ladies, and is told to go fuck yourself...carmol douchebag!

by isuhyou90 November 22, 2011

Corporate Douchebag

Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.

That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.

by Theirishbarmaid April 23, 2024

Schrodinger's Douchebag

Inziewienzie

> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability

This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag

by Xalter September 10, 2025

douchebag supreme

Anyone exhibiting traits or lack of abilities similar to Tim Lankin, a supreme douchebag.

Ryan Seacreast is a douchebag. Tim Lankin is a douchebag supreme

by The Timmeh May 14, 2015

douchebag

a complete fucking pretentious asshole with an over aggrandized sense of entitlement.
can be a man or a woman.

you sir are a douchebag!

that fucking loser douchebag bitch thinks that her feelings, wants and needs are more important than everyone else's!

by limeade girl December 7, 2016

Douchebag

A hairy 18-year-old male named Joshua. Often seen playing Pokemon or petting a dog.

Person 1: Man, that douchebag goes to my school.
Person 2: You mean Josh?
Person 1: Yeah.

by NotAGuyNamedLogan January 19, 2022

douchebag

One who causes a problem through wrongdoing, incompetence or neglect and then wants to take credit for fixing the same problem, and would attempt character assasination against anyone who threatens to expose their facade.

Your business partner is a total douchebag!

by Insigtful June 12, 2018