crusty anus

when you jizz on a girls anus and let it go nice and crusty
delicious :)

i gave your mum a crusty anus

by iLOVErednecks April 7, 2020

Crusty puss

When a female is overly aroused and her wetness dries into a crispy layer over her pussy

Yo that Adriana girl has some Crusty puss it's not even a joke

by Nut_sockkcos_tuN April 24, 2020

Crusty

Ben is a dumbass for thinking it means mad

Ben your crusty

by Kaleb Hartley February 21, 2020

Crusty seahorse

A male who doesn’t wash his genitalia to the point where it smells and gets ‘crusty’

Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?

Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!

by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020

Crusty tooty

A mean or annoying person that should leave everyone alone

Person : hey look at that annoying person
Person 2: oh ya he’s a crusty tooty

by Carol_thebomb November 17, 2020

eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow

“Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”

by ouch door handle April 28, 2020

crusty

A word to describe someone who is ratchet, grody, annoying or just gross. Peaches is the CEO of crusty.

Leshawna: Aye play Just Dance with me, hoe!
Harold: No.

Leshawna: FINE. You and your crusty ass can leave.

by total drama fan 101 May 16, 2020