chair cracker

Same as couch potato or sofa spud.Someone who sits in a chair eating saltine crackers while watching TV,playing video games ,or on the computer.Usually in a roomy chair

I just sat in the chair watching Glee,on sunday so I was a chair cracker

by Mannishdude1 February 27, 2012

Cracker McWhitebread

A pasty-ass suburbanite who thinks he/she is all hip and ghetto and is always throwing around some poorly-phrased slang to try to look edgy.

Look at Cracker McWhitebread with his shorts around his ass while he's shopping in JC Penny for suit separates.

by Fast Eddie, KOS April 14, 2012

White cracker

A stereotypical term used for white people, as their described as being Caucasian people

Omg, look at that guy at Starbucks’s, he’s such a white cracker

by Oof man March 10, 2018

Graham Cracker

A Mexican or Latin person with a brown complection that acts like a white person.

I have no Hispanic friends, and I don't have a Spanish accent! I'm such a Graham Cracker!

by xxLadyAmericaxx July 9, 2011

cracker monkey

Used to insult a white person especially when they're being a bigot.

Hey you cracker monkey, get out of here.

by Rico the Hispanic September 20, 2009

Jesus Crackers

A saying to be used to replace "Jesus Christ!" Often used throughout gaming and when one is surprised.

Guy1: Boo!

Guy2: Jesus Crackers! you scared me!

by ElStefano October 4, 2008

Honky Cracker

A word used to describe a piggy ugly ass racist white muthafucking person.

woman: KKK muthafucker told us to get the fuck out of here!
man: Oh shit that honky cracker is muthafucker.

by Mr. Jiggaman January 10, 2008