No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!
by sphincter basha June 29, 2011
Get the blonde momentmug. A color that strippers, transpeople, and young female adults that are already going through a mid-life crisis dye their hair.
Omg I’m 24, engaged again and have 4 kids with 3 different baby daddies, I should dye my hair bleach blonde.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
Get the Bleach Blondemug. by The original vsco November 21, 2019
Get the Blondesmug. A phrase to use when you are just barely asleep and wake up and think you've just come up with the most brilliant temperature degree rating.
Kind of like lukewarm but lukewarm to the point where you stick your toe in it and your toe is comfortable and blonde, I guess.
Kind of like lukewarm but lukewarm to the point where you stick your toe in it and your toe is comfortable and blonde, I guess.
hot damn it is very toe blonde in here rn like lukewarm but my toe is comfortable and blonde y'know
hot damn it is very toe blond in here rn like lukewarm but cold white paleness y'know
hot damn it is very toe blond in here rn like lukewarm but cold white paleness y'know
by mediocre_noodle April 12, 2024
Get the toe blondemug. by paula the best August 31, 2022
Get the blonde pubemug. Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu
Any sane person: stfu
by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023
Get the blonde dysmorphiamug. by Cgc123 November 14, 2019
Get the Dumb Blondemug.