August 10

August 10 is the day where guys that are dumb in relationships are born.

They don't know how to treat a girl and take everything to heart hurting loved ones and making them feel guilty

Girl: Hey, when's your birthday?
Guy: August 10, why??
Girl: Oh, no wonder you never keep a girl.

by h0pem_35 February 22, 2022

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August 13

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

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by Ejejsks April 14, 2022

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august 29th

give Ben head day

‘what day is it today Ben?’
‘it’s august 29th’
‘alright whip it out’

by eyheheh August 29, 2022

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August 28

Today is national no homework day!!!

Teacher:Why didn’t you do your homework? You: It’s August 28 so that means it’s no homework day!!!

by Ayathecool May 31, 2021

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august 19th

National just try to ask someone out day. If you want to ask someone out the just do it on this day, nothing can go wrong if you try it on this day and no hard feelings will be left in case of a rejection. Just try it, better now than never

Person 1: hey umm so you wanna go out and do something together?

Person 2: umm is there any specific reason why too?

Person 1: nah its just August 19th so I thought I would at least try you know.

Person 2: seems completely fair, alright let's go then.

by Lillthug1 July 28, 2020

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