alyssa

literally the greatest human being that could ever walk on this earth—no over-dramatization, just facts. they have the happiest smile and a voice that could calm you at your most fretful moments. you could talk to her for hours and hours on end and never get bored. people with this name most likely have a comforting presence and make you feel warm and safe with them. alyssa is a beautiful person inside and out.

also she’s probably really gay as well lolz

Person 1: hey, have you seen my friend Alyssa anywhere? i can’t find them

Person 2: oh, you mean the greatest person in the whole wide world? yeah she’s right here with me

by daffysduck July 18, 2022

alyssa

smelly. and loves pippa

alyssa heyyyyy!

by shoreeeeee September 13, 2021

Alyssa B.

A cheating liar.

my ex gf's name is Alyssa B.

by PrincePain October 30, 2020

Alyssa Gianola

The biggest pot head in all of the US. Her red hair and fire pubes are beautiful and are as bright as the sun! According to one source her butthole resembles a butterfly!

Anyone in the Locker room: It smells like that zaza in here, Alyssa Gianola must be near by!

by Meowmeowhi January 17, 2023

alyssa gorman

she’s a pretty swaggy gal. she’s in love with mixed guys, even tho these white.😍🥰🤠😎🥳

guy one: woah alyssa gorman is pretty hot

guy two: you don’t stand a chance cuz she loves mixed guys and your white

by swaggyshister December 30, 2018

Alyssa

A certified BOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Have you heard how many people Alyssa gave head to?" "Yea I know she's a Certified Bop!"

by tylewis March 17, 2024

Alyssa

Alyssa is a very nice and caring person and will always have your back, she is the kind of person that you would not want to lose so make sure that if you have an alyssa hold on to her and don’t let her go, her personality just lights up a room and she has boys falling head over heels for her.
The only boy that she will ever accept is an Eric so boys if your an Eric, Alyssa is the right person for you

Girl: I wanna be just like alyssa

Girl 2: same her beauty is the reason my self esteem level is at a low.

Eric: back of guys alyssa is mine

by Khaezgirl May 10, 2019