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alyssa

literally the greatest human being that could ever walk on this earth—no over-dramatization, just facts. they have the happiest smile and a voice that could calm you at your most fretful moments. you could talk to her for hours and hours on end and never get bored. people with this name most likely have a comforting presence and make you feel warm and safe with them. alyssa is a beautiful person inside and out.

also she’s probably really gay as well lolz
Person 1: hey, have you seen my friend Alyssa anywhere? i can’t find them

Person 2: oh, you mean the greatest person in the whole wide world? yeah she’s right here with me
by daffysduck July 18, 2022
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alyssa

alyssa heyyyyy!
by shoreeeeee September 13, 2021
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Alyssa B.

my ex gf's name is Alyssa B.
by PrincePain October 30, 2020
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Alyssa Gianola

The biggest pot head in all of the US. Her red hair and fire pubes are beautiful and are as bright as the sun! According to one source her butthole resembles a butterfly!
Anyone in the Locker room: It smells like that zaza in here, Alyssa Gianola must be near by!
by Meowmeowhi January 17, 2023
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alyssa gorman

she’s a pretty swaggy gal. she’s in love with mixed guys, even tho these white.😍🥰🤠😎🥳
guy one: woah alyssa gorman is pretty hot

guy two: you don’t stand a chance cuz she loves mixed guys and your white
by swaggyshister December 30, 2018
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Alyssa

A certified BOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Have you heard how many people Alyssa gave head to?" "Yea I know she's a Certified Bop!"
by tylewis March 17, 2024
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a very nice and caring person and will always have your back, she is the kind of person that you would not want to lose so make sure that if you have an alyssa hold on to her and don’t let her go, her personality just lights up a room and she has boys falling head over heels for her.
The only boy that she will ever accept is an Eric so boys if your an Eric, Alyssa is the right person for you
Girl: I wanna be just like alyssa

Girl 2: same her beauty is the reason my self esteem level is at a low.

Eric: back of guys alyssa is mine
by Khaezgirl May 10, 2019
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