Jeff

He's one of the worst and best person you'll meet. He will love you no matter what until you don't hurt him or bother him with some attitude of yours. He'll tell a lot of lies just to impress you. He will make you feel bad about yourself,he will hate you and he will make you hate him,but you'll still love him.

-"Do you know Jeff?"
-"Oh yes i knew him,i still think about him sometimes...i miss him"

by Lilicoryrose May 09, 2022

jeff

someone who doesn’t wear their flannel shirt on flannel-friday; average

You didn’t wear your flannel today? What a jeff...

by my taint is clean January 05, 2020

Jeff

Thinks he's cool and blocked me after I sang Hit or Miss

Me: Hit or Miss
Jeff: Sorry I have to help other customers
Me: YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND+

Jeff: *blocks*

by _moonchild January 31, 2019

Jeff

Jeff :
A name that is only given to people who were in the womb too long.

Jeff: Hi how are you?
Me: Um hi? I’m good
Jeff: My names Jeff-
Me: (starts running away) eww get away pervert!

by The_monster_under_your_bed July 22, 2019

jeff

one who literally screams DUDE every 5 seconds

*casually driving a car*
jeff: DUDE turn the ac down

by not donk June 18, 2022

Jeff

Verb- to completely destroy something, especially in a warehouse setting.

Man, you really jeff'd that pallet. Now we can't even use it!

by Crystalclear0369 November 20, 2020

Jeff

a name used anonymously.

website asks:whats your name
you reply: m name jeff

by *O*O*O*O(()()()() March 06, 2019