a term in which to describe someone with an overwhelming need for instant gratification, which can only be filled by a good amount of THC intake (preferably via blunt, or bowl.) Symptoms of a 'skeezy stoner' include 1: Constantly asking if you have five on it, while never actually having five of it him or herself. 2: Never asking to hit it (as in 'always assumes he or she can hit it'.)
by suckleonmuhteet May 8, 2009
Get the skeezy stoner mug.A collection of questions about marijuana arranged in a trivia like game. Usually played right after smoking.
Shawn: You guys coming to stoner trivia at the hookah bar on wednesday
Mark: I already got 2 joints rolled for the ride, man.
Mark: I already got 2 joints rolled for the ride, man.
by Shawn Parent April 17, 2008
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by The sour D guy January 23, 2014
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B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!
by supeeps February 17, 2014
Get the stoners tea mug.A wet spot prominently visible at or near the crotch of a male's pants caused by an incomplete urination. This phenomenon is typically noticed by the afflicted individual right before entering a full conference room, classroom, or any other public place. The only way to save face for the afflicted individual is to hide or obscure the line of sight to the problematic spot with a notebook, magazine, briefcase, etc.
As he entered his philosophy classroom, Kevin noticed several students in the room grinning and snickering. Upon looking down he noticed the obvious case of Stoner's Drip displayed on his khakis.
by Nitrolian March 7, 2014
Get the Stoner's Drip mug.Stoners are people who smoke cannabis products, such as 'weed' or 'hash'. Others typically will look down on them and categorize them as "scumbags", however, I know a few stoners and they're actually the best kind of people, in my opinion. They're very peaceful and friendly, they won't judge you, and they usually have great taste in music. They're the kind of people that you could find at a music festival, for instance.
by Magical Nymph March 20, 2014
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