Hippity hoppity get off my property

Sentance used when someone wants to make the person talking to him go away or shut up.

Dude1: Hey did you know the xbox is better than Playstati-
Dude2: Hippity hoppity get off my property

by Im cringy December 15, 2017

Mashing off

Masturbating with a flaccid penis

One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.

by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018

off-white privilege

When you're white enough to enjoy the socio-economic benefits, but you're actually mixed so you can criticize white people without seeming self-loathing.

Darren: "Man, white people suck."
Chris: "Dude, you're white."
Darren: "I'm actually half Mexican, so I can say that. That's my off-white privilege."

by Playilan July 5, 2020

Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.

Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.

by Windy Frank June 5, 2024

Fuck off

Fuck off is a way of identifying yourself when you really don’t want a relationship or sex, it isn’t like being aromantic or asexual in the sense that people who identify as fuck off don’t want to be a nuisance and feel like trying to identify as something common then telling people about it is a form of narcissism

Person 1: “do you like guys girls or anyone in general?”

Person 2: “no, I identify as fuck off, it means I want you to back the hell away from me”

by ThatRandomGuyOnline October 4, 2020

Zooted off pringles

Zooted off pringles is a meaning for being extremely high

I’m Hella zooted off pringles

by Urbandictanry July 14, 2025

With the lights off

You know how I spent a full week last month?

Hym "With the lights off. That's how. You know what I had to do with the lights off? I had to sit in the hallway and charge my
phone so that I would have enough charge to ensure that my alarm would go off because I had to WORK. Motherfucker. I had to walk to Motherfuckerin WORK. House is full of garbage. If I don't run the AC 24/7 it begins to stink. I refuse to clean my room Jordan. You know who wasn't there to turn my fucking lights back on?

Not YOU. That's not even my first time sitting in the dark for days either. You think I called my employer and said 'Hey, I would love to work this week but I just don't have the lights on at my house! So I'm just going to sit here in the hallway of my apartment and charge my phone that has both a broke charger port AND A BROKEN CHARGER... I have to jam the male end of the charger up in to the port and then wrap the cord around the phone and if I don't do it just right the phone won't charge. I'm going to have to sit there and tap my phone through the charger cable because without electricity I have nothing else to do other then re-reading comic books and playing card games against the memory of my former coworker's deck. So sorry Amy. I'm just not going to be able to do anything this week and yes you still need to pay me.' Do you think that is what I did? No. I had to do it all with the lights off. Did I get any credit for that? Did I get any praise? I know you're going to pat yourselves on the backs. Look at this. You are refusing to do something I was compelled to do by necessity."

by Hym Iam October 24, 2025