Blog-off

To blog off means to surf the internet in a way that is socially innapropriate, such as: at your friends wedding reception, at work, immediately after the sexual act, or at a keg party.

"say Jesse, is it OK if I go to your room and blog-off, I'm expecting some hits back about my resume?"
"uh, maybe once we're all done singing happy birthday, asshole"

by BettyHer April 22, 2008

It bounced off my foot

Said when something unintentionally happens

Person 1: Pool ball went into wrong hole with a crazy pool shot
Person 2: "There is no way you made that shot"
Person 1: "Nahh dogg it bounced off my foot"

by Stumpy13 June 06, 2011

Staff off to

Masturbate

The kind of woman any guy would like to staff off to.

by Phoenixblossom May 09, 2019

Off The Yomp

A colloquial term used to describe the state of being "on one", or "turned up". Can also be used as a synonym for fresh, dope, cool, or lit.

I was fine drinking all that Jameson, but that L really got me off the yomp.

Those new Yeezy Boost 750's off the yomp BIG TIME.

by Foxx Bodii March 15, 2019

Smerk-off

The act of a person making a frowning facial expression time after time .And being called out for it.

Carl said ,"why the smerk ?". I said that's why they call me smerk-off !

by B real 101 June 11, 2021

Hog Off

To want to become a wh*re after a relationship ends. Wanting to sleep with multiple random women etc.

He said : I’m Hog off now. ( after his gf broke up with him )

by Tehemokdgj August 08, 2022

Cunting Off

Exiting stage left like a cunt. As per Boris Johnson from the Tory Party leadership campaign or the England football team from Euro 2016.

I'm cunting off here, just like Boris.

by DRSR3V July 01, 2016