by sexynigga23 October 7, 2025

by Bigboibob12344 July 10, 2019

Someone with a massive head. Named after the first satellite in space due to the fact it l, too, was both massive and spherical.
"Hey dude, I saw Jake todya"
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."
by TheSoupNazi89 October 7, 2021

by Potato from Box Head February 15, 2022

by Naughty Chalky September 29, 2020

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because her fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.
by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

by Oluwalonipeter May 6, 2021
