Chalk Dog

Those big ass massive ugly plaster lawn ornaments that you never see in someones yard, just at a sketchy seller who is probably using them to smuggle drugs or for money laundering. Or by where i work, used by the chinese to spy on an aerospace manufacturer.

How come that shop has been open for years selling those chalk dogs, yet we never see anyone buying them.

by Mojo1936 January 1, 2024

Clear as a dog's drool

Very clear, Cloudless

Look! the sky is as clear as a dog's drool!

Oh my god, the water is as clear as a dog's drool!!

by DIngleWingler June 29, 2019

Livvy dog

A word used to describe the most amazing person ever!

Wow, that person most be a Livvy dog cause their amazing!

by Birks March 13, 2019

dog

4 legged animal. comes in all shapes and sizes.

sometimes doesnt have 4 legs meaning its a tripod

''look at that dog over there''

by blazerod418 May 22, 2021

Cat dog

Half pussy , half bitch referring to a flat out two tone , backstabbing coward

Elliot copied my work and reported me for cheating , man's a cat dog

by Tigawanna December 9, 2019

Johnny mad dog

An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs

Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get

Johnny Mad dog just knocked of my missus and my dog the crazy old bloke

by Mad dog watchers November 18, 2023

Lockdown Dog

A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.

“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”

“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”

by SimePieman September 5, 2022