National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one

Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one

by Homieseggual October 17, 2021

National throw everyone day

In response to throw short people day and throw tall people day, this day is dedicated to throwing everyone on October 23rd. No one is safe this time around, so prepare yourselfs!

Person one: AAAAFhhODOIAUdssefSOstyfusTYU wtf why did you throw me?! Throw tall people day was yesterday!
Person two: But today is National throw everyone day so I can still throw you
Person one: Oh shit-

by Wasabi Noob October 18, 2021

The National Team

An elite task force composed of four giga-chads with the goal of biologically creating Widowmaker.

“Did you hear the National Team rigged the 2020 election”

by Pellikan October 18, 2021

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021

National hug a girl day

Oct 18 is national hug a girl day, Hug a girl to make her happy and so she doesn’t feel lonely also so ur not a pussy :)

National hug a girl day

Guy: *hugs a girl*

Also guy: *not a pussy*

by Mimi lol October 18, 2021

National Sister Day

appreciate your sister and make her feel good and make her feel special

National Sister day is my favorite time of year

by Onice from State Farm October 20, 2021

National Short People Day

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.

Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

by nonrupt October 20, 2021