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Reckless White Foolery

The kind of stupid tomfoolery that only white people could ever conceive and act upon.
Her brother knocked 4 mailboxes out of the ground with his body because he and his friends attached a barbie Jeep to a four-wheeler . It’s some reckless white foolery
by mothmanismybf January 24, 2018
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White Collar's Tan

Light tan specifc to the white collar work person defined by a small triangular shape on the upper chest due to only wearing a dress shirt, polo or any collared shirt, and only rarely being exposed to the sun during a small walking commute to and from the office. The tan can include the area below the sleeves or the hands only (dress shirt) and is often accompanied by a large white line on a wrist due to wearing a large bulky watch to illustrate wealth and prestige. The White Collar's Tan in the male community must be accompanied by fully white legs as shorts are not office attire. The tan is usely rosy as the white collar person has no time to apply suncreen before or after work. The trianular tan below the neck is what separates the white collar's tan from a farmer's tan or any other type of tan.
"Hey man, notice how Justin's been crunching so many numbers and doing overtime this summer that he hasn't had time to take off his office shirt for a proper tan. Dude's rocking a WCT (White Collar's Tan)."

The networking cocktail event went so out of hand that Paul passed-out on his terrace and developed a pronounced white collar's tan. The next week, at a pool party, colleagues commented on his well-defined rose triangle.

"Man I hate working in the construction industry; I'm gonna try to fake a white collar's tan this weekend to try get some greedy chicks."
by KewlDewd99 August 6, 2017
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White Privileger

Someone who occupies a place of privilege, but are resentfully unaware of it.
It’s no surprise that those White Privilegers who stormed the Capitol Building were nowhere to be found when it was time to clean up the mess.
by JimBen January 22, 2021
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Stale white bread boy

A plain man who’s mundane life is turned around by a manic pixie dream girl.
One doesn’t exist without the other, a manic pixie dream girl will always be with a stale white bread boy and visa versa.
Romona flowers in Scott pilgrim vs the world finds Scott, her stale white bread boy to be the nicest guy she’s ever been with
by Steviesteve November 20, 2023
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White noise

Bro 1: Yo you mind if I play some white noise?
Bro 2: yeah bro go ahead
Speaker:*arms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy*
by CrowOnDelsym September 8, 2023
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White asf

Yo have you seen serenity ? She’s white asf
by Yo yo yo :) April 16, 2021
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White-barred

Getting Bursted so hard in Dota 2, so that the whole HP bar turns White
Man, that Crystal maiden got competely White-barred. She is F*cked.
by SpicyChad December 19, 2017
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