The Dirty Santa is the act of a single horny male finding a sexy ass girl with a fat ass. (you cant half ass this one) literally, you go to eat her out from behind, however, first you lather up her booty with whipped cream and your choice of ice cream toppings (example: m&ms, sprinkles, chocholate chips) and you motor boat her booty cheeks while eating her out from behind, and when your done you look like a dirty santa with whipped cream all over your face, and candy all over the floor.
yo did you eat that girl out last night?
friend: yeahhhh boooyyyyy gave her the dirty santa and everrryythang
friend: yeahhhh boooyyyyy gave her the dirty santa and everrryythang
by strawberry gobbler March 07, 2012
When you provide a sexual relationship with a underaged whore well at the same time fucking your grandmother in her eye socket well fingering a jesus body pillow and screaming gotta blast.
by Uranity April 24, 2020
Dirty Manolis is when you eat a onion like an apple and then shit onion poop whlie having anal seggs with the hobo on the side of the road
by Hotie September 06, 2021
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by Guinness6 September 04, 2013
"Hey bartender, instead of making me another John Daly, hold the lemonade and make it a Dirty Dillon."
by Drunkrock69420 June 19, 2017
After fucking some random chick in the ass you take the used condom and place it in you buddies mouth. Pour the seman in his mouth then wipe rest of seman on upper lip...
by bombers73 April 09, 2009