J-Wanker

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.

So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?

by anonymous July 12, 2022

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Park Wanker

Someone who wanks in parks compulsively

What a park wanker he must be Shaun werry

by King of the slang October 13, 2025

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Wanker

A person who has good intentions

Oh look a wanker

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

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haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut

Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life

by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018

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orchard wanker

A person that HAS TO HAVE all their tech products branded Apple

Johnny is such an orchard wanker

by Icedevimon November 27, 2021

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wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.

Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!

by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016

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