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fire tuesday

Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.

It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.
“Is that neighbor burning shit again”

“Must be fire Tuesday already
by David David's son April 16, 2024
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tatty tuesday

Tatty Tuesday is the art of the appreciation of the all mighty vegetable, the potato. Apon every Tuesday one can enjoy the many different ways to consume potato wether that be: Jacket, mashed, boiled, roasted or baked.

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Tatty Tuesday can also be when you spot a woman with rather large breasts and it happens to be a Tuesday. Thus making it a Tatty Tuesday.
This jacket potato tastes amazing, thank god for Tatty Tuesday!

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Wow Patrik look at that girls tattys over there! Thank od for TATTY TUESDAY!!!!
by deern July 13, 2016
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TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)
Gary- “I just wanna die
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
by AgLet- August 11, 2019
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Mailbox Tuesday

The second tuesday of every month, when one indulges in a mass amount of cannabis smokage.
Joey: Hey man its the second tuesday of the month!

DJ: Mailbox Tuesday! lets smoke a ton more weed than usual.
by MBTjustin April 21, 2010
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You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again
"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"
by Bovlin January 10, 2024
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Give your brother soda Tuesday

On Tuesday may 24th you have to give your brother soda
Bro you owe me a soda it’s give your brother soda Tuesday
by I love women May 24, 2022
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Pickle tuesday

A fun holiday that takes place every Tuesday.
by Pickletuesday May 11, 2021
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