Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

Tursday

It’s the day in-between Tuesday and Thursday, also colloquially known as the “turducken of weekdays” or wednesdays

“We have a date scheduled for this Tursday”

“What time are we meeting up for Tursday happy hour?”

by AlohaPrab June 18, 2020

Tuesgay

A fan of the podcast called Tuesdays with Stories, by Mark Normand and Joe List.

A Tuesgay came to my 9 'o'clock set at the Cellar.

by frattish August 27, 2020

Booby Tuesdays

A restaurant similar to Ruby Tuesdays but the waitress's and hostess's are all topless.

"Welcome to Booby Tuesdays! Care for an erection?"

by LatoyaJones69 February 9, 2010

Tuesdaily

of or occurring every Tuesday

John: We need a regular date night.
Candace: That's a great idea, John!
John: How about a Tuesdaily date night?
Candace: That often? Maybe not every Tuesday, but every other Tuesday would be better...
John: Oh...

by mcnizz1e March 18, 2011

Case of the Tuesdays

The even more depressing feeling of going back to work after a long weekend, and having Monday off.

Fred: Man, I feel so down today. That long weekend was the best, but it went so damn fast. I hate work and I hate my life again.

Kermit: Looks like somebody has a case of the Tuesdays!!

Fred: Shut up before I ram this metre ruler up your ass.

by mong returns September 10, 2012

Thuesday

A holiday, originated at Rutgers University. The dumbass professors made the Tuesday before Thanksgiving a Thursday schedule. Since Thursday means Thanksgiving, Tuesday became a pseudo-Thanksgiving. Hence Thuesday was born.

"Tank, we destroyed the muffins."
"I know, Ivan, but it's Thuesday so everyone will be drunk."

by btonetbone November 24, 2009