fire tuesday

Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.

It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.

“Is that neighbor burning shit again”

“Must be fire Tuesday already”

by David David's son April 16, 2024

Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays .

It’s Tesla Tuesday… that explains why Tesla is diving down 3% at the open on no news

by chadsideas August 21, 2024

Token Tuesday

A very dangerous event that takes place every Tuesday that you have gym last block where you take a lot of edibles with three other friends and see what happens

Yo I was geeking last token Tuesday’s

by Toke master Johnson October 22, 2023

Tuesday, April 11 2023

National only stanky ahh b!tches hate on wiggles day

“Wiggles ur annoying asf & act like a pick me.” An example that a stanky ahh b!tch would say on Tuesday, April 11 2023

by Flabbyab April 11, 2023

Big Gay Tuesday

The day when it is gay to not be gay. On this national holiday everyone is gay for a day.

Joe asked Candice "why aren't you gay today?".
Candice replied "Oh crap, I totally forgot it was Big Gay Tuesday!".

by Big fat biden February 8, 2022

Tuesday

An average day. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Blanche: "You know what they call it when a woman sleeps with two men at the same time?"
Sophia: "You'd call it Tuesday!"

#GoldenGirls

by Liz8472 February 6, 2018

Gone Until Next Tuesday

Instead of calling someone a cunt (c u next tuesday) politely, this is a way of calling someone a gunt (Gone until next tuesday). Refer to "Gunt" for proper definition.

"She's got one hell of a gone until next tuesday"

by Slaughtrus November 15, 2011