Matt Cox

A tall mother fucker respects Hitler if he doesn't like you he will fuck you up big time.

If he likes you he will fuck you no matter what.

"I'm so fuckin' scared of that kid"
"Yeah he's a Matt Cox stay the fuck away from him"

by EdtleScars September 4, 2017

Matt Huber

The guy you dont want to give your pfp

but i dont want to matt huber

by Matt Huber the real October 18, 2020

Matt Mead

1. Buzzkill

Jim: Matt you want to go get some good puss??

Matt Mead: Nah yo, lets play xbox

Jim: You are the definition of buzzkill

by Big Dick90210 June 7, 2013

Matt Prior

A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.

I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape

by Melvanlew October 1, 2017

matt cavanagh

Matt Cavanagh basically means that you have a chode, and that's ok if yo girl is into that kinda shit, but if not, I'm sorry for you ..

'OMG that boi I was wit last nizzle had a full on Matt Cavanagh, you know what I'm sayin G?'

by I CAME HERE TO DRINK MILK November 26, 2013

Matt girl

Lovers of Matt Sturniolo

“I’m a Matt girl for sure”

by eggMcMuffin August 23, 2023

The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.

Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020