smash the pumpkin

fucking a girl

phil is going to smash the pumpkin tonight

by ThePumpkinSmasher March 20, 2016

pumpkin

the shittiest most shitty shitter out there, pumpkins are (lowkey funny) bullies who will fuck your dog and leave you heartbroken

person a: ew is that pumpkin? such a bitch
person b: i would never want to be friends with a pumpkin

by Alexoncearmy December 27, 2022

Pennsylvania Pumpkin

When the stringy innards of a pumpkin from Pennsylvania are thrown into your hair and down your shirt. Makes for an interesting night and after-wards conversation. Pennsylvania pumpkins cause you to randomly produce pumpkin seeds in your shoe. Also makes a great hair gel.

"Dude, what the effs wrong with this pumpkin?!"
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT

by Jayyyyme October 19, 2010

Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of shoving the male genitals into a Pumpkin whilst on the Toilet. This act can be done through multiple people, a single person, groups of people, or purely for entertainment.

David, "Yo Peter! Come over at 9pm were gonna have a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Peter, "Oh sick! Peter prepare your pecker!"

Josh, "John's wife gave him a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Brian, "What a lucky guy!"

by Tomskiwasnothereomar June 25, 2024

Pumpkin Head

A term for someone you love, who is cute like a little pumpkin.

How was your day pumpkin head?

by Valentina719 September 19, 2025

Pumpkin Blumkin

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter

"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."

by beau4621 April 24, 2025

pumpkin sauce

A term used by crack heads when they have been places

Holy pumpkin sauce kelly

by Pumpkin sauce November 9, 2017