First World Problem

That

That is a first world problem

by BeanMachine14 March 29, 2023

German Sytch The First

One of a kind. Proved that perfection does exist. He's the smartest, kindest, funniest and ofc hottest man to ever exist on earth. He's divine. Once you meet him - you'll have the need to keep him in your life. I wish I could find words beautiful enough to describe how much he means to me, but I hope I'll spend the rest of my life searching for them. ilysfm

man 1: Usulllll where is German Sytch The First ?
man 2: idk probably doing something better than us as always

by ILOVETHISMAN October 5, 2023

first ballot idiot

The first person eligible to be an idiot. Not to be confused with First Ballot Hall of Famer.

Erin is a first ballot idiot.

by Laxhead6 February 13, 2021

first day out

First day out (of jail) when you buss it out the pack differently!

Dave: Yo, I just seen Lil Keed going ham!
Roddy Ricch: Yeah G, it's his first day out ! We gotta give it to him!

by James with the Names July 19, 2022

first time cool

When a loser gets to college and gets to experience being cool for the first time.

Alex who is 5’6 has fucked 9 girls the first two weeks of school because he is “first time cool”

by kenya_ligma September 12, 2021

step-first-cousin

1- Pibling's stepchild.
2- Steppibling's child.
3- Stepcousin.

My step-first-cousin is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Love at first fuck

When you realize you are in love immediately after a first fuck.

- Omg, i am literally in love with that guy at first fuck.

- It is my love at first fuck.

- Love at first fuck marriage.

- Love at first fuck baby.

- Love first fuck divorce.

by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021