Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

nothing poo bleh

Nothing you stupid bitch

“Hey watcha doin?”
“Nothing poo bleh”

by Linkon-king11 May 24, 2018

The Nothing Nap

The period of time when a person is semiconscious, when their brain is empty but they are not asleep.

I took the nothing nap on my way to town. I both do and do not remember the trip.

by BraveGuide July 18, 2023

Smile, nothing matters

A statement you must tell yourself whenever you think about something that elicits any sort of feeling. This is a reminder that all of this living is whatever we want it to be.

Gbemisola: "What seems to be the problem?"
Erika: "I think people may not like me as much as I'd like them too."
Gbemisola: "Well, I am not one of them. Regardless, smile, nothing matters."
Erika: "You're right. This is all a joke anyway."

by von groovy June 20, 2024

BUTT NOTHING

An ECOLINOMINIST as a real TIGHT ASS.

You must have been constipated as a CHILD DR. SARAH as BUTT NOTHING came from your CRYSTAL STAR slot machine either as your PARCHMENT did not yield a penny either and by the way there was no water to be found WINDWARD.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 30, 2021

Quadruple-or-nothing

The way of saying if you win this you can redeem your chance of the original bet.

I beat him quadruple-or-nothing so now i can retry the original bet

by Cryptic_Merc March 23, 2024

nothing relationally

1- Collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Family member's lover.
11- Lover's family members.
12- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
13- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse.
14- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal ascendant.
15- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal descendant.
16- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
17- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal ascendant.
18- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's lineal descendant.
19- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative.
20- Without kinship and without social bond at the same time.

Nothing relationally.

by ZARB1296 January 29, 2022