first time cool

When a loser gets to college and gets to experience being cool for the first time.
Alex who is 5’6 has fucked 9 girls the first two weeks of school because he is “first time cool”
by kenya_ligma September 13, 2021
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riding first class

Consuming an alcoholic beverage while a passenger in a motor vehicle.
I called shotgun, and I brought a sixer so I'll be riding first class.
by Hors D'oeuvre February 24, 2012
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First Law of Holes

"If you find yourself in a hole, your first course of action should be to stop digging." If you find yourself in a bad situation, stop doing something that is actively making it worse.
Dylan got himself into trouble with the cops. He didn't remember the first law of holes and started fighting with them.
by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019
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First World Epiphany

A lesson learned, or a realization reached, by a person associated with privilege, that may seem obvious to others whose material wealth or access to comfort is compromised by larger global systems.
Tim told his friend Gina that in the days following the Hurricane he was restless and starting to get depressed. Without the subways running and no cable or Internet he didn’t know what to do with himself.

“I was laying in my bed one afternoon looking up at the ceiling,” explained Tim, “and it hit me: I didn’t always have to be busy to feel valuable. I am enough.”

“Duh!” said Gina, “sounds like you had a first world epiphany.“
by theodorekerr January 13, 2013
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First game POG

When you play a multiplayer game and the first game you play, your aim is absolutely cracked and you end up with at least a 3.0 KD.
“Dude i hopped on MW and totally had a first game pog.”
by hunts0069 September 22, 2020
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First week workout

A feeling of superiority over all other peers simply, because the person who just started working out feels like they did a great achievement.
Lion: Dude, get the duck outta my way I'm about to roid rage your candy ass!

Mouse: Bitch, you can't even lift 135 on the bench so open up yo mouth and suckle on this potatoe sack.

Lion: I CAN life 135 and you don't know what I do, i stay at the gym for hours at end!

Mouse: W.e. pussy, your still just first week workout bitch
by Cybrus16 March 21, 2011
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