A Park rangers breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a sexual lubricant for missionary position based sexual intercourse, once both party’s have finished a sprinkling of all purpose flour is applied to the female genitalia, hence fourth cunnilingus is performed completing the park rangers breakfast, bonus if the female is hairy like a bear.
Oh mate I gave Jane a proper seeing to the other night, she thanked my with a park rangers breakfast.
by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025
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Guy 1: “Hey do you wanna go watch the Lakewood Rangers football game tonight?”
Guy 2: “Fuck no their O-line is terrible.”
Guy 2: “Fuck no their O-line is terrible.”
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Second in command to Pink Rikki Ranger in the superhero group; The Phantom Rangers.
Red Rocky Ranger not only obtains the same name as the original Red Power Ranger; Rocky, but he also obtains the strength and willpower of that same man.
Using his strength in battle, the Red Phantom Ranger is able to annhilate crowds of enemies at once, with this strength he rids Melbourne of evil.
Red Rocky Ranger not only obtains the same name as the original Red Power Ranger; Rocky, but he also obtains the strength and willpower of that same man.
Using his strength in battle, the Red Phantom Ranger is able to annhilate crowds of enemies at once, with this strength he rids Melbourne of evil.
by Kyan Davies September 24, 2008
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Blue Matt Ranger was one of the final members to join the elite force of the Phantom Rangers.
With his quick speed he was hastily approved to be a shining member.
the Blue Phantom Ranger is usually stereotyped as the brains of the group, but Blue Matt Ranger is far from it!
Blue Matt Ranger was one of the final members to join the elite force of the Phantom Rangers.
With his quick speed he was hastily approved to be a shining member.
the Blue Phantom Ranger is usually stereotyped as the brains of the group, but Blue Matt Ranger is far from it!
by Kyan Davies September 23, 2008
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by Dark_Loki November 10, 2008
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Get the rear bourne ranger mug.a quick squad trained in warfare, use sniper only and are considered wild. Communcation with a ranger can be hard as they tend to bite other humans. Once a ranger bites onto you they don't let go.
- Do u wanna get close up so we have a chance 2 fight that ranger?
- No He'll bit us until we're dead, he's in the mnt dew rangers.
- No He'll bit us until we're dead, he's in the mnt dew rangers.
by OriginalOB January 4, 2017
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