5 Knuckle Shuffle

The person above me is a perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to him/her.

5 Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.
Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!
by Cena pwnz August 02, 2004
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5 knuckle shuffle

When a man places his cock in a woman and he begins to wank until he busts a nut
by The cerified G January 13, 2017
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five knuckle shuffle

The act of moving all five fingers on a single hand across another person's forearm, one at a time.
The gentleman greeted his friend home from vacation, with a lovely five knuckle shuffle.
by Bob Memphis December 13, 2009
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Kansas city shuffle

A Kansas city shuffle is the action of taking one's identity and getting rid of that person who now has your identity. So basically your old identity is dead and there is a body to prove it, but you continue living your life as someone else.
You owe bad people money. You take someone else's identity and live a new life by moving elsewhere. You kill the other guy and leave the corpse in your own appartement a bit disfigured with your own IDs. Everyone will believe you got killed and your own identity stops here.

thats a kansas city shuffle!
by kingbernie August 21, 2010
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axe-down shuffle

The act of spraying Axe body spray over everyone in a car (while playing music) after smoking weed.
Hey man, we're almost to my house - let's do the Axe-down shuffle so I don't reek like buds. I don't want my parents to smell it and freak out.
by james_blowgun June 12, 2011
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5 knuckle shuffle

Mom: “come eat dinner Alex!”

One second I’m doing the “5 knuckle shuffle”
by Wargun785 June 12, 2019
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