Egg McMurphin

A delicacy available at your local McD's, consisting of poached egg, slice of American cheese food, and your choice of sausage, ham, or bacon... commonly mispronounced in rural, southern areas.

Terrence and Luwan woke up starvin' and hopped in their Caprice to head on down to the local McDonald's...

"Yo, I want me a #1 Egg McMurphin with XTRA CHEESE, dawg! And a large Sprite!" "Fo reals, dawg. I want me TWO Egg McMurphins!"

by damnabledame May 08, 2007

man egg

Excrement; Waste matters expelled from the rectum; The product of defecation or bowel movements; Feces;
In other words, shit. Called man egg because it is the only egg a man can lay.

Timmy's dad just laid a man egg!

by Pig Child March 07, 2008

Schmelly eggs

Scrambled eggs mixed with jelly, usually consumed with pancakes and hyrup

Steve: Hey Bob, how do you want your eggs?
Bob: Schmelly...
Steve: Bob, I didnt know you ate Schmelly eggs! *gives thumbs up
Dog: *Farts*

by My name is Crips... September 28, 2005

Hairy egg

Similar to your average Dingleberry, only this is a larger quantity of feces attached to even more hair.

Friend 1: Why do you keep picking at your ass? That's gross, You got a dingleberry or something?

Friend 2: Nah man, I got a hairy egg.

Friend 1: ...Wash that shit off, Literally.

by BrooklynsTyrant April 20, 2009

Egg Whites

Dumb

Person 1: Yo I'm gonna put my dick in this bottle to see if it gets stuck.

Person 2: Yo that is so egg whites.

by sassyTAfan March 07, 2014

Dog Eggs

Completey Shit,

Not just standard dog shit but that extra special white dog shit you used to see when you were little.

this macdonalds sandwich is fucking Dog Eggs.

by Burluk November 27, 2008

SYRACUSE EGGS

This is scrambled eggs in which semen has been added, usually for the purpose of revenge.

I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me so I made her a batch of Syracuse Eggs. She ate em while I laughed!

by Dr. Scraps February 26, 2005